This is a poor syllogism - the second clause does not follow from the first - and worse, it's extremely uninteresting. If you had a good argument to make about the actual topic at hand, you would have made it, but I guess you don't, since you've resorted to criticizing the concept of criticism itself. I will admit that it was dumb of me to engage with this in the first place (although I guess you didn't clock that I was making fun of you? which, frankly, tracks).