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What if -- and this is a hypothetical -- you were offered some kind of "stock option" or "equity share" scheme?
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Good luck with your layoffs. I hope your firings go really well.
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Office Space quote?

You’re the kind of go getter that has upper management written all over you.

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Um, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9:00, that would be great. Mm-Kay
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Isn’t this basically utopia come? Why the doom and gloom? You’re getting paid to do practically nothing.
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I never understood how George Jetson has so much friction with his boss when all he has to do is press the button.
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This is a quote from “Office Space” by Mike Judge of “King of the Hill” and “Silicon Valley” fame. it is a great movie you should check it out!
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> Mike Judge of “King of the Hill” and “Silicon Valley”

And, more importantly, Beavis and Butthead.

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