I haven't laughed this much for a while :) I'm exploring the possibility for gemini to write me such jokes every day when I wake up - perhaps it can vibe code something itself.
reply> This resolves the long-standing "strict tables" debate by ignoring both sides.
replyThis is brilliant. Well done.
And
reply It is now the only software in the world still written in C89.
But wait, there's more!
reply > Predictive SELECT Statements:
> Added the PRECOGNITION keyword.
> SELECT * FROM sales WHERE date = 'tomorrow' now returns data with 99.4% accuracy by leveraging the built-in 4kB inference engine. The library size has increased by 12 bytes to accommodate this feature.
I may live to see it; peak sqlite.
replyYou are laughing. IBM has already been there, with DB2 having essentially been the OS on mainframes a few decades ago.
replyAll of this has happened before. All of this will happen again.
replySo it's true, the profits have spoken of this!
replyOmg the Bloomberg/IBM article has so many Easter eggs
replyHere is the link: https://sw.vtom.net/hn35/pages/90097654.html
replyThe content spot on and very funny.
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