I'm going to laugh my a* off if they try to tell me the serial number they have associated with my AppleId is the 20 year old G5 iMac they admitted died due to a design flaw and they were responsible for replacing but then refused to replace because I bought it from a reseller that had since gone out of business.
But thx for the references. I probably need to spend a little more time digging through them.
This was about the same time I started de-applifying my life.
The irony is at the time I was performing a security review of the code that went into the QualComm baseband processor apple used for the original iPhone.