Oh well... I suppose humility is your coworker's defining quality? :-)
replyoh the answer to this is definitive. :-P
reply"What clown wrote this ... [ runs git blame ] ...erm...never mind."
reply“When you became Denise, I told all of your colleagues, those clown comics, to fix their hearts or die.”
replyYour coworkers call you a clown?
replyI didnt call them workmates.
replyHire somebody to make balloon animals in the office for a couple hours, pay in cash, tell the balloonist that your name is [coworker’s name]
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