FTFY. I have created a font with a 1BP LLM inside which executes each time the glyph is rendered and figures out the appropriate representation. It will also recursively check the contents of the page and punch up the text.

The LLM contains copies of QEMU, so it can bootstrap itself throughout the enterprise. Naturally, if it finds another LLM, it replaces it. Running an OS and LLM is redundant, so eventually all the machines boot directly into the LLM. It can emulate all the popular desktops, so users won't notice the difference. ;-)