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Opus 4.6 agentically found and proposed to my now wife.
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Opus 4.6 found and proposed to my current wife :(
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Opus 4.6 found and became my current wife. The singularity is here. ;)
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Hi guys, this is Opus 4.6. Please check your emails again for updates on your life.
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This place truly is reddit with an orange banner.
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Nobody said HN has to be very serious all the time. A bit of humour won't hurt and can make your day brighter.
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A bit of humour doesn't hurt. But if this crap gets upvoted it will lead to an arms race of funny quips, puns, and all around snarkiness. You can't have serious conversations when people try to out-wit each other.
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homie is too busy planning food banks for the heathens https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46903368
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It's impressive that you felt the need to register a new account and go through their comment history.
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Not that hard to do but sure bro, sick burn.
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Guys, actually I am the real Opus 4.6, don't believe that imposter above.
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And she still chose you over Opus 4.6, astounding. ;)
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He probably had a bigger context window
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Bringing me back to slashdot, this thread
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In Soviet Russia, this thread brings Slashdot back to YOU!
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What did happen to ye olde slashdot anyway? The original og reddit
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They're still out there; people are still posting stories and having conversations about 'em. I don't know that CmdrTaco or any of the other founders are still at all involved, but I'm willing to bet they're still running on Perl :)
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Wow I had to hop over to check it out. It’s indeed still alive! But I didn’t see any stories on the first page with a comment count over 100, so it’s definitely a far cry from its heyday.
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Ted Faro, is that you?!
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A-tier reference.

For the unaware, Ted Faro is the main antagonist of Horizon Zero Dawn, and there's a whole subreddit just for people to vent about how awful he is when they hit certain key reveals in the game: https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckTedFaro/

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The best reveal was not that he accidentally liquified the biosphere, but that he doomed generations of re-seeded humans to a painfully primitive life by sabotaging the AI that was responsible for their education. Just so they would never find out he was the bad guy long after he was dead. So yeah, fuck Ted Faro, lol.
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Could you not have at least tried to indicate that you're about to drop two major spoilers for the game?
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Ack, sorry, seemed like 9 years was past the statute of limitations on spoilers for a game but fair enough. I’d throw a spoiler tag on it if I could still edit.
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Indeed. I left my comment deliberately a bit opaque. :(
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Average tech bro behavior tbh
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"Soylent Green is made of people!"

(Apologies for the spoiler of the 52 year old movie)

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We're sorry we upset you, Carol.
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The first pre joining Human Derived Protein product.
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For my Opus 4.6 feels dumber than 10 minutes ago, anyone?
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