You won't be on the beach when you get turned into paperclips. The machines will come and harvest your ass.
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replyhaving played that when it came out, my conclusion was that no, i will definitely be able to be on a beach; i am too meaty and fleshy to be good paperclip
replySorry, we need the iron in your blood and bone marrow. Sluuuurrrrrpppp.... Enjoy the beach, or what's left.
replyMuch better sources of iron are available.
replyMore likely we get smooshed unintentionally as they AIs seek those out.
We need it all... oh, wait, you're not silicon... sluuuuuurrrrpp...
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