Context for others: <https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-breakfast-question>

Either I'm one of the stupid ones or this is missing an article.

>humans

Add it to the list

First, you completely flubbed the question, which is supposed to be phrased as a counterfactual. Second, this goes way beyond "fair" to a whatabouting rationalization of a failure by the LLM.