I guess the internet was looking for something different to my “kick-[ass open]-source software”.
One of the contemporaneous competitors to jQuery was called "DOMAss".
https://robertnyman.com/2007/03/02/domass-renamed-to-domassi...
Some of this may be slightly satirical.
(But I still think “claws” works better than “personal assistant” which anthropomorphises the technology too much.)
Wow. Can we please not?
It's clear that the reason that the VC class are so frothing-at-the-mouth at the potential of LLMs is because they see slavery as the ideal. They don't want employees. They want perfectly subservient, perfectly servile automatons. The whole point of the AI craze is that slavery is the goal.