Or an exceedingly principled and well-respected award-winning journalist named "Alex Jones":

<https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_S._Jones>

(No, not that one.)

> It's like being named Michael Bolton and watching a singer rise in fame named Michael Bolton.

For those who don’t know the reference:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI1NfFExOSo

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_Space