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I would make them fairly small (personal pie-sized) and use a filling that doesn't need to be cooked in the oven to set. The main limiting factors, I think, would be structural integrity and heating the filling to the center. You could set it on a ring (like the rim of a spring-form pan) to support it better during cooking. Now, a four dimensional hyper pie, on the other hand...
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If you’re not cooking the filling, then do a teflon ballon that you put the crust on. Cook. Remove balloon. Then pipe in ready to ready to set chocolate cream.
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One of those spherical ice cube makers but made of cast iron, a little like those little waffle makers.
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I don’t think those will work, you want the outer surface to be crispy. The dough’s gotta go on the outside of the sphere.
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I would bake it on a pizza stone to ensure an even bake.

Has nobody here ever done this? It comes out perfectly cooked.

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You cook a spherical pie on a pizza stone? Do tell.
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If we don't care what the filling is you could just use sticky rice.
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A pie like this, to the face of a problematic politician, would add drama and help resurrect the profile of pies as activists!
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