No idea what would possess someone to do this, unless there's a market for "baked-in" HN accounts.
Input → the integer weights and repeated ReLU blocks indicate a hand‑designed deterministic program rather than a trained model.
Weighting → the only meaningful output is the 16‑byte vector right before the final equality check.
Anchor → the layer‑width pattern shows a strict 32‑round repetition, a strong structural invariant.
Balancing → 32 identical rounds + a 128‑bit output narrow the function family to MD5‑style hashing.
Rollback → alternative explanations break more assumptions than they preserve.
Verification → feeding inputs and comparing the penultimate activations confirms they match MD5 exactly.
Compression → once the network becomes “MD5(input) == target_hash”, the remaining task is a constrained dictionary search (two lowercase English words).
The puzzle becomes solvable not by interpreting 2500 layers, but by repeatedly shrinking the search space until only one viable function family remains. In this sense, the architecture effectively closes the interpretability problem: instead of trying to understand 2500 layers, it collapses the entire network to a single possible function, removing the need for mechanistic analysis altogether.