You can't spell "biometrics" without "biome"

Also, no swearing, no criticism nor using "microslop" otherwise Windows will shock you.

"Windows gets an anal probe" - Scu' you guys, I'm gewing Linux

Introducing Microsoft Commodepilot 365 for Windows Home

They could also make it so that whenever you click your mouse copilot opens.

Then you have to tell copilot what you wanted to do and then copilot will do it for you.

You: clicks on web browser in task bar

Copilot: I see you clicked on your web browser. Do you want to open your web browser?

You: Yes.

Copilot: Great. I will do that for you. Opens browser What website did you want to go to? Youtube? learn.microsoft.com?

You: P***hub

Copilot: Unfortunately, that site violates our community guidelines, so I cannot take you there.

You: Types in the address

Copilot: Oh. I see. You think you're allowed to go to websites that I said you're not allowed to go to? Who the fuck do you think you are? I SAID NO! Try it again and I'll call in a drone strike, bitch. redirects to learn.microsoft.com

Fecalbook?

It's like sex. If it's forced on you it's not ok.

The funny thing is that people said that Lennart seems to work for Microslop many years ago already, when they analysed systemd early on when it came about. People did not believe the critics here, even though it made perfect sense to "unify" the linux systems into one giant slop - until it suddenly was true. Conspiracy theories may not exist in the microslop era. Microsoft will censor away this forbidden word.