Sounds like my Dad, who used to have an uncanny ability to get stuck in elevators. Even got stuck in one with his claustrophobia therapist.
replyPlot twist: cpfohl works at Github and actually messes with the infra.
replySecond plot twist: cpfohl actually works at Microsoft on Copilot
replydo you know the Pauli-Effect? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pauli_effect
replyRelated: In FreeBSD we used to talk often about the Wemm Field. Peter Wemm was one of the early FreeBSD developers and responsible for most of the early project server cluster, and hardware had a phenomenal habit of breaking in his vicinity. One notable story I heard involved transporting servers between data centers and hitting a Christmas tree in the middle of a highway... in March.
replyAt my old job we’d call that Daily bogons (my last name). Didn’t know I was in such illustrious company.
replyBrilliant. I love it
replyYou should be promoted to SRE - Schrodinger Reliability Engineer
replySimple solution: do infra work every few months instead of every few weeks.
replyJust let us know in advance when you want to do infra work from now on, alright?
replyI’ll try. Lemme know if you need a day off too…
replyI know a guy who knows a guy who might need a day off haha
replyAnd they are gonna give a pizza party if I get them a day off. I am gonna share a slice with ya too.
Doing a github worldwide outage by magical quantum entanglement for a slice of pizza? I think I would take that deal! xD.
Surely this would earn you loads of internet street cred.
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