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I thought a mezzanine was when you go see a movie at noon.
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I believe that’s a matinee
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That’s a martingale you’re thinking of
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Actually, I think he's referring to the resplendent angel of the Kabbalah, Metatron. In the Jewish canon, Metatron is a big film buff.
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Megatron is also a film buff and the enemy of Optimus Prime. Optimus Prime flies well above the mezzanine.
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The mezzanine is the drink with the worm in it; after you get "mezzed", you feel like the worm is eating you from the inside.
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No, that’s mescaline (Spanish for tequila).
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It was my attempt at a joke.
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