> Said one park ranger, "There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists."
Bears are the same thing as bulls. Just the opposite.
You can look like a degenerate wallstreetbets gambler, being a bull, buying puts.
You can equally look like a degenerate wallstreetbets gambler, being a gay bear, shorting the stock.
The "beauty" of our modern stock market, is it provides both sides the avenue to lose stupid amounts of money.