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If they really wanted to do so, they could take the vinyl, play it with all the surface noise they wanted, and record that to CD so they could have the surface noise there, too.

It would be the same surface noise each time, not getting worse.

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We need a new consumer audio format with the ability to contain playback algorithms! :P

> It would be the same surface noise each time, not getting worse.

Interestingly, not always getting "worse".

A large portion of vinyl surface noise comes from static rather than groove wear.

So you can zap it with a little petzo-electric gun and it goes away again. At least for a little while.

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