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>I turn around, and a guy is getting a handjob. I motion to my wife that we need to move a few seats over.

To get a better view, right?

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We were mostly afraid of substances landing anywhere near us.
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You don’t happen to live in exurban Denver do you?
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Nope, this was in Dallas. Well, Garland actually.

I don't live there anymore and haven't for about eleven years.

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