100%. The reasons why are explained in some detail here: https://educatedguesswork.org/posts/dns-security-dane/. The TL;DR is that by the time DANE was created the WebPKI already existed and was universal and so adding DANE didn't buy you anything because you still were going to have to have a WebPKI certificate more or less in perpetuity.
> This is the outcome of browser vendors not caring at all about privacy and security.
This is false. The browser vendors care a great deal about privacy and security. Source: it was my job at Mozilla to care about this, amongst other things. It may be the case that they have different priorities than you.
> You're saying that to provide service for anything over the Web, you have to publish all your DNS names in a globally distributed immutable log that will be preserved for all eternity?
Well, back when people were taking DNSSEC and DANE more seriously, there was a lot of talk of doing DNSSEC Transparency.
> And that you can't even have a purely static website anymore because you need to update the TLS cert every 7 days? This is just some crazy talk!
This is hyperbole, because nobody is forcing you to update the TLS cert every 7 days. It's true that the lifetimes are going to go down to 45 days eventually and LE offers 6 day certificates, but those are both optional and non-default.
Moreover, the same basic situation applies to DNSSEC, because your zone also needs to be signed frequently, for the same underlying reason: disabling compromised or mississued credentials.