LLMs rarely admit fault, you gotta shift blame onto the user:
reply> You're absolutely right! The transaction was submitted as $500,000 instead of $5.00. Since that's what was entered on your end, you'll need to contact your bank to resolve it. I will generate a letter for you to print, sign, and send to your bank if needed. Would you like me to generate a bankruptcy filing for you as well?
Claude always says it is sorry for screwing up when I point out that it screwed up.
reply"Never apologize" into the customized instructions seems to work well for that specific issue.
replyThis is the funniest (but seriously not funny at all) thing I've seen on the internet since the start of the whole "AI" craze. And it's all too true.
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