That's too harsh, a regular murder would suffice.
replyJust put them in row 24 on a Boeing 737 max and let the problem take care of itself.
replyJust open the window
replyBoeing tried this new feature.
replyNot a bug, works as intended.
reply> That's too harsh, a regular murder would suffice.
replyCorrect. Kicking someone off during a flight and not giving them a parachute counts as a regular murder...
Requisite link to satirical study
reply"Parachute use to prevent death and major trauma when jumping from aircraft: randomized controlled trial"