You can find the patch files for your OSs by registering at Oracle with a J3EE8.4-PatchLibID (note, the older J3EE16-PatchLib-ids aren't compatible), attainable from your regional Oracle account-manager.
A joke should be funny though, not just a dry description of real life, so let's leave it at that. We've already taken it too far.
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