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I do take a perverse kind of pride that this can now be said without any explicit reference -- and everyone knows you're talking about the lawnmower.
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Whenever the lawnmower thing comes up, I try to also mention dtrace. As far as things to be remembered for, they make some strange bedfellows... although it's better than anything I've managed so I guess congrats.
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DTrace was absolutely a product of pre-Oracle Sun, not Oracle.
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Hey friend, check the user name of the person I'm responding to (and perhaps check out the people responsible for dtrace and larry ellison lawnmower comparisons). I might appear more coherent afterwards.
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Yeah, I see what you mean now. Sorry.
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It's not like Sun wasn't also lawyer heavy.
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Outside of 90s television, this might be the most universal reference I have in my life.
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Hey, at least it's better than your other one.

https://landley.net/history/mirror/linux/kissedagirl.html

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For whatever it's worth (perhaps not much?), I was actually asked about this three-decade-old post (!) recently on the Peterman Pod[0], which allowed for a slightly more nuanced discussion.

[0] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhSL-5GtmQM&t=3757s

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I forgot how much I hated the mixture of top and bottom quoting
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The lawnmower does not have feedback, it does not stop just because it encounters human flesh.
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I’m currently moving my personal VPS to Oracle Cloud (for a couple of reasons). The new machine’s host name is lawnmower. I have never been so decisive and satisfied in naming a computer.
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fresh spring grass erupting fast

the distant engine purr comes

ouch goes the lawnmower

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Beautiful. How did you come up with that? It's strangely captivating.
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lawnmower don’t give a fuuuuuck
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oh my god… we thought anthropomorphizing “the computer”, was the problem, when it was anthropomorphizing the principals all along… (yes, i know that is the joke you made, but it was so incredibly appropos that i felt the need to comment to register my amusement / sadness / ¿)
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