My in-laws bought a Samsung TV, and I swore them off when I saw ads on the menu.

Then I stayed in Hawaii for a while and my rental had a Samsung washer… it had a DOWNLOAD setting on the dial so I could hook up the app… for… washing clothes… it didn’t clean anything, it had a minutes long process of shaking my clothes about to get a feel for them before it bothered adding a lady’s thimble full of water… nope. I had never missed my speed queens so much.

Then I was at a big box store and their Samsung fridge with a tablet on the door locked up and hung.

That was three personal strikes.