On the bright side, if they get pardoned they can't plead the fifth and can be forced to testify against anyone not pardoned.
replyUnfortunately, probably not. As they could simply invoke the fifth under the claim that they might incriminate themselves under some state law.
replyThey would probably need to make a convincing argument to the judge that there was a state crime they would be at risk of being charged with.
replyAs long as they can still pardon the turkey.
replyPardon him for what? What is the charge here? Being a meal? Being a succulent Chinese meal?
replyFor anyone who might be confused about the pardoning a turkey reference: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Thanksgiving_Turkey_P...
replyOr the succulent Chinese meal reference:
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