The Oracle that published an announcement that said "we didn't get hacked" when the hackers had private customer info?

The Oracle that does not allow you to do any security testing on their software unless you use one of their approved vendors?

The Oracle that one of my customers uses where they have to turn off the HR portal for 2 weeks before annual performance evaluations because there is no way to prevent people from seeing things?

The only reason Oracle isn't having nightmarish security problems published every other week is because they threaten to sue anyone that does find an issue.

Oracle is a joke in every conceivable way and I despise them on a personal level.