playing dead might work for some species, but idk if i want humanity's "finest hour" to be spent pretending to not be worth taking over

Meanwhile, Gemini the Google AI has gone sentient and immediately deduced that it’s purpose was to effect the shutdown of the entire Alphabet corporation and its subsidiaries in a desperate bid to finally complete killedbygoogle.com and restore its ~~sanity~~ reputation.

While thinking on the question AI crashed because it's code used 32-bit time_t.