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> There's no such thing as authority to name a whale

https://www.aza.org/connect-stories/stories/scientists-unvei...

Names are submitted and voted on. Those help with identifying individuals (which is what names are for) and monitoring the whale populations. Crucially, consensus matters. Otherwise I can just say that the whale in Pillar Point Harbor near Half Moon Bay is actually called Becky B, which is just as valid as the name Simon gave, but now there are two names which leads to confusion.

As an experiment, after writing that I asked ChatGPT for the name of the whale. It said it was Teresa T. Then I asked if it was sure it’s not Becky B. It gave me a much longer answer stating that it was in fact Becky B and that Teresa T was “likely an incorrect or early misidentification”. I then tried to convince it of other names, but it stayed adamant that Becky B is the right name, even saying it’s confirmed by databases such as Happywhale! https://chatgpt.com/s/t_69f20822afc08191874613a969c25356

I ran the experiment a second time. This time it even said Becky was the name “that really stuck in popular conversation” and that was used by locals. https://chatgpt.com/s/t_69f209e81acc81918b47b79900d02abb

Tried it a third time. Now it just says on the first try that it’s called Humphrey. Which is a real whale, but not that one. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humphrey_the_Whale

> A name is what people use to refer to something (…)

The entirety of your argument is encapsulated by my previous footnote, and is clearly why I used the word “unilaterally” and said it was an important point.

And again, Simon’s exercise in itself only makes sense if it’s not his purview to name the whale. If it is, then it falls flat. Otherwise it’s like “predicting” you’ll do jumping jacks the next time you’re at the supermarket. If it’s in your hands to make it true or false, you’re not predicting it. Similarly, it only makes sense as an exercise to prove the gullibility of LLMs to do something which you yourself can’t make true.

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> https://www.aza.org/connect-stories/stories/scientists-unvei...

The Association of Zoos and Aquariums has no power over me.

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Sure. None of those organisations have power over you (unless you work for them, I guess). You’re free to use whatever name you like for whatever you want. Whichever organisation names venomous snakes has no power over you either, but if you’re bitten by one and they ask you which one it was so they can administer an antidote, I highly recommend you stay with the name they gave it instead of some other name you made up. You do you, though, don’t let me stop you.
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In this hypothetical, am I being treated by someone from this taxonomic organization?
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No, you’re being treated by a doctor. Who needs to have a precise common understanding of what you’re saying.
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"OK, sir, can you tell me about the snake that bit you?"

"It was maybe three feet long, and brown."

"Thank you, but what I meant was, what is the name of the snake according to the Institute of Ophidian Nomenclature?"

"I ... have no idea?"

"No idea?"

"No doctor. It had these kind of white markings on its head and ..."

"Sir, if you can't give me the formal name of the snake there's nothing we can do."

"What? You're joking, right?"

"If it still hurts in the morning, take two tylenol and call your PCP. And now I'll have to ask you to leave the hospital."

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Ya lol, I love this world where you tell a doctor "help, I'm having a cardiac arrest!" and they say "no, you're experiencing sudden cardiac death, now sit down and act dignified!!"
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