Beware that running this kind of thing even as a test on a host you don't own may well be a criminal offense!

Anyone tried in an Azure Cloud Shell?

Asking for a friend ;)

EDIT: Don't. "/s" in case not obvious.

I also tested this on an Ubuntu 24.04 (x86_64) host w/ GA kernel ("6.8.0-103-generic #103-Ubuntu SMP PREEMPT_DYNAMIC Tue Feb 10 13:34:59 UTC 2026 x86_64 GNU/Linux") and wasn't able to reproduce the "problem", although `canonical-livepatch` tells me that there are currently "no livepatches available".