Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark...

This happened to me with RPN calculators. One day I realized I had way more calculators than I knew what to do with. Original HP's, re-released HP's, SwissMicros, not to mention the accompanying documentation I printed out and had spiral-bound. This all started out because I wanted a FOSS calculator to do some math for another rabbit hole I was down. Next thing I knew, I was getting excited about the life you'd get out of silver oxide batteries.

It's too late. You're now a moderator on /r/calculators.