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> Don't listen to him

That's the idea

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Is there such a flourishing black market for subtracted cats that would prompt burglars to steal these pets?
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You can't subtract cats, you have to concatenate then truncate.
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Yeah they just finished their series A funding yesterday. Sorry to hear you missed out
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It's alright, I'll just hide my cats along with my kids and wife.
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I don't think it will work out. Dwarf fortress got it right. Cats own you, not vice versa.
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Which is the infinite money glitch.

You're worth X.

You have 1 cat who owns you, total value X.

Get 10 black market cats for free, now 11 cats own you for a total net worth of 11X.

That's even before considering the compound effect of each cat owning a human worth 11X, which means you can divest from 1 cat for 11X, and still be worth 110*X.

The system basically works like xAI shares. Don't look too close into it.

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That's seems like a shady business, I'll have a thousand shares
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