In that case, you will probably also be happy to learn about:
replyWe have a mountain here called Bod an Deamhain meaning the Demon's D*ck. It has been anglicised into something more polite.
replyIf you want something more bleak, there are also Disappointment Island and Desolation Island.
This is the best thing, thank you.
replyDefinitely on the short list of locations to build my Bond villain lair.
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