That's an absolutely bonkers statistic: it would mean spurious differences in hosting container overwhelm the performance differences between models.
I feel like there's some backend decoding or chat template thing going on at a much lower level than what I'm best at. Maybe it's injecting headers or something that eventually compounds to model confusion? I really have no idea.
I really hope folks better than me at backend stuff take a look and dive into it though because it's definitely under-reported and super consistent across model families and backends ranging from ollama, lama.cpp native, prompt, llamafile, and even vLLM that I didn't formally benchmark in the repo.