I agree that problem is not particularly hard in the grand scheme of things, but it is actually quite big, meaning it requires a lot of features that aren't obvious at first glance.
Edit: Thought of another analogy that may help explain the complexity. At their heart, feature flags are really a permissioning system: only certain users get access to certain pieces of functionality. Anyone who has ever dealt with permission systems know how complex they can be: group membership, including hierarchical groups, roles, ACLs, etc. All of those things are really analogous (actually, a subset really) to the various types of targeting rules that can be used in a feature flags system.
Cloudflare themselves even uses them internally as such, by shipping new features/builds to their free customers first, and then progressively larger customers after a settling period.
Feature flags can also be randomly turned on, for a sort of fuzz testing. Don't think of them just as 'new things' - it could be 'changed behavior'.
I guess you could think of them as a boolean on every client but they're generally not implemented that way.
To me the main appeal of feature flags is that they allow to work on large features that often require months and many commits to finish in a main branch. This, at least to me, results in a more lightweight and more iterative development process. This contrasts with maintaining a separate branch, with perhaps separate deployment target for a large in-development features.
How do you set a boolean to only return true for queries to 5% of the fleet? And which 5% of the fleet? And then ramp up on a predefined cadence? Or how about returning true only for customers in the preview group for the feature? Does the database return false automatically if the 5% of the fleet where it's true start crashing or throwing exceptions? Does it hook into your observability stack?
Fundamentally, sure, you could just implement it as a boolean in the database. It's the integration and tooling that works with the rest of your stack that makes it worthy of the name "feature flag".
I guess I like boring software too much to reach for a dependency but I do see how the tooling matters here.
Oh, that's right, you just spouted a "big company bad" mantra without bothering to read the article. Look, I know saying RTFA goes against the HN guidelines, but the amount of increasingly lazy spew i see from folks (or bots) who haven't bothered to read the article is so tiresome and annoying.