I don't think I've ever seen LLM output as bad as this output. They sometimes write like that, but not every second sentence.

> I really hope no human would write something like that

I see you haven't interacted with marketing people. I can 100% believe that some marketing person wrote the copy.

> I really hope no human would write something like that

Sorry to shatter your hopes but any garbage an LLM writes is mimicry of some human written garbage that came before.

It can only write cringe because we taught it what cringe looks like

Don't you understand? They fired their marketing copy writers, that's over $550k/year in savings! Imagine how much they can save tomorrow.

Contrast hooks everywhere.

> "A machine like this should not sit still. It should be pushed. Taken to the edge."

"Taken to the edge, and pushed off this edge. To garbage bin."