I was tempted to pay a Meta employee with this one, but the going rate is about $500-2000 right now. And it's too late because I took the gamble of trying to appeal it. Once you appeal and lose Meta employees can just use the internal ticket system to get it back. It's a more convoluted process and usually they want $5-10K to do it at that point.
My account really isn't that important but still makes my blood boil at the time.