As one that have been quite certain my toaster is evil - throwing toast into the sink over an absurd distance, I recommend treating your toaster well. Besides it is an electrical device you put stuff into with your bare hands.
replyHeh, in fact I don’t actually own a toaster. It was just an example.
replyBut in general I treat my devices well; that doesn’t mean I need to think they are conscious beings, however.
But if it seems to be possessed by a toast hurling daemon? ;-)
replyIn that case an exorcism may indeed be necessary.
replyHeat it to a crisp, oh wait.
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