If you curve the students after the test, you are applying subjective edits to the graded performance just so the distribution of grades matches the measure of your tests effectiveness. That's just hacking the metric.
Further, even if you believe that tests should differentiate mastery (not students), your test should have teased out the differences or given you enough confidence to provide As to everyone who mastered the material - which should be absolutely possible! There's no a priori reason that all students cannot absolutely get the same grade, except for the a priori assumption that grades are for differentiation of students themselves (this year's A means this is the best student of this year), vs indicating mastery (all students absolutely crushed this exam).
You can dock points for style, or unnecessary struggle, or whatever subjective metric you want, but fudging the grades based on vibes to fit a prior-assumed distribution is just kinda "test effectiveness laundering"
I had classes where I didn’t make over a 50% on any test and still got an A because half the class dropped and the other half hung on for the curve like I did.
I think curves are more a result of poor teachers than anything.
Precisely right - that's what I said, too. You fit a curve to see if your coursework/exams fit the students. But you don't fit a curve to ensure that "precisely 10% of the class gets A, 20% gets B" etc etc. If you dont like the grades your students are receiving, you either fix the coursework or the students.