Probably needs an asterisk after "speaks ALL protocols" to say "you will need to write the protocol handlers yourself, this does not speak all protocols out of the box".

Speaking of which, I wrote a program that can crack any encryption every designed. It just executes a python file in the same folder, you have to write the cracker yourself

That's wonderful, have I mentioned that I have found a piece of software that does EVERYTHING that you've ever wanted? Spreadsheet, web browser, Bitcoin miner, it does EVERYTHING.

That software is gcc. Only caveat is you need to implement anything yourself, including the software you invented five minutes ago.

Case in point: clickbait is super annoying