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> My guess is it’s an email filter.

It may also be an email generator.

The email filter team is trying to match the pace of innovation of the email generation team. At stakes is the ability for the employees to process the billions of mission-critical generated emails each of them receives each day.

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It’s true. They’re all go-getters destined for big things. Look at those token burn rates!
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Your hilariously specific hypotheses remind me of how little I know about technology.
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> how little I know about technology.

Probably because you smoked too much weed in school.

Remember, this is the tech industry! An abject lack of knowledge is no impediment for people with boundless confidence in their assumptions!

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Ya gotta start smoking weed after you're done with school, that's the way to success
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And trash your short-term memory? Nah, smoking weed is straight up bad for most people.
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