The protagonist sends a message to the aliens asking to be allowed to review the alien civilization’s computer games. An AI submind called Smoke-Cursive-Cytoplasm-Snakebite-Singsong-Polychromatic-Musteline is given the task of contacting him by IM to begin the conversation. Its job is only to verify that they are talking to the right human (since not every human has a unique name) so it is only a simple chatbot and can only understand YES and NO responses. It asks if the protagonist understands and gets a sarcastic NO. It has to contact its parent mind Smoke-Cursive-Cytoplasm-Snakebite-Singsong-Polychromatic to ask what to do next. After working his way up the tree of subminds by answering questions of increasing complexity asked by subminds of increasing capability, the protagonist briefly talks to Smoke-Cursive-Cytoplasm-Snakebite which sets him a task to prove that it’ll be worth an (alien) anthropologist’s time to talk to him.
Smoke-ccs-762d: Well, if it isn’t Mr. Sarcasm
ABlum: YES
Smoke-ccs-762d: Don’t quit your day job.
Smoke-ccs-762d: I’m Smoke-Cursive-Cytoplasm-Snakebite.
Smoke-ccs-762d: Let’s get down to business.Spinning up AI isn't hard for them from a tech standpoint, but since the AI is advanced enough to be considered life, anyone who creates it needs to be responsible enough to be qualified to adopt.
IMO, that's what makes the tech so amazing.
The LinkedIn MBA hive-mind doesn't give a shit about reality, it gives a shit about what it could be fired for saying/not-saying. It must always be saying something, what it is saying must promise growth, and what it is saying must sound similar enough to what the long-tail of influential business "luminaries" (who are bound by the same rules) are saying. It is required to frame thinking in terms of techno-babble and pop-psychology (thank you for coming to its TED talks). It is not allowed to reflect, wring its hands, think critically, lean on math, logic or history, or contradict the S&P 500. It does not care, for example, if NFTs are an obvious scam, or if we're headed for an obvious bubble, or if nobody who interfaces with reality for a living agrees with what its saying. When it errs and lights trillions of dollars on fire it shrugs and moves on. It's a babble-box with no epistemic commitments and a very thin referential connection to reality.
It nevertheless has the power to shift literal trillions of dollars of capital over time.