And I also trust myself to keep my secrets better than this whole pretend security theater too.

I've never worked at an organization that handled their user's data/privacy/security even remotely close to how I handle my own and I wouldn't even consider myself all that paranoid. I have worked for some companies that really really should care too - there's just no incentive to really care and those in the org that try too do so will get ignored.

The data breach letters I get in the mail a few times a year back me up on this.