Columnar and all the other fun stuff (JSON, GIS, inverted indexes, embedding vectors) is a natural progression of that thinking. With TimescaleDB, Hydra, Citus, pg_mooncake, etc. becoming very popular the last few years, there is a clear demand for an integrated experience.
(Stonebraker also thought one database shouldn't do everything, as described in his early 2000s "One Size Does Not Fit All" paper, and Stonebraker branched out into HStore/Vertica for columnar. In hindsight, I think that was appropriate for the time, but no longer a significant concern.)
I don't want a columnar database, I have a few tables which would be excellent fits for columnar storage. And the relational model doesn't say anything about the way data is stored.
Andy Pavlo teaches about this and has done real work in this space, and certainly considers it to be non-trivial. His YouTube channel is spicy and worth looking into if you want to dive deep on the topic.
You can either 1) accept the limits of the tool, at least until it becomes a priority for the tool developer to add whatever feature you want, 2) pay someone to develop the features you want, or 3) buck up and do what vast numbers of ops folks have done before you and move to something that does what you need.
No real point here other than an observation about how the installed base’s needs change, across industries.
By the same logic, you could say Microsoft Access should have all the capabilities of Postgres because it's painful for small businesses to move off of it when it's no longer a good fit for their needs.
But I agree in the end I may be forced to move elsewhere...
There are other relational databases that have both kinds of storage engines and some use both on the same table (row based insert with column based migration and secondary column store indexes: https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/sql/relational-databases/i...
Just like you can have b-tree based table storage vs heap in the case of index organized tables / clustered indexes (which pg doesn't have) you can choose column based instead the logical data model is still the same relational model.