Or how to stay fit like an 1800s whaler. Where am I going to find a hook and a 200 pound chunk of whale blubber though?

No, that would be doing curls with a printed copy of the book.

Alternatively, I'm sure recreating the drum solo from the Zeppelin song of the same name would get you sweaty. For advanced athletes, do the live version.

Here I was, thinking it would be a very, very odd workout set to Moby's music.