If you think about it, running a crypto miner without being asked is probably less annoying than downloading an entire LLM, but only the first will get you in jail.

Ha, I was literally thinking this but from the other side.

"Hmm, 7MB would barely make a dent in the size of the app and allow us to do some of our basic ML without calling the backend"

Probably a lot more practical to use this though: https://developer.apple.com/apple-intelligence/

Disabling WASM is the new disable JavaScript