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Worked on my torso
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ATTN, Uniqlo customer service employees: If someone tries to return a shirt claiming an error in the printed computer code, decline the request and reply, "A real script kiddie would've spotted that error before buying."
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A real hacker, maybe. A script kiddie is by definition someone who wouldn't notice.

http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/S/script-kiddies.html

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- I am shell-shocked at the lack of quality assurance! Can you at least apply a patch?
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Patch could be applied via pants.
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- Sure, we distribute a patch, you hot-fix it.
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Oh the Karens these days!
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Surely such a person would use the spelling k@r3n
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|<4r3∫\∫

.. was trying to think of a way to somehow incorporate "k-rad" but couldn't figure anything out haha ( https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=k-rad )

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K4R311
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Spite
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