I like using column to format the table. Appending it to alloyed's command fixes their header problem.
The stdbuf to multi-command block (term.?) is a neat trick. Although, one time when I ran this, I only got a couple lines of output. No idea why and I can't replicate it, but there could be some flakiness that results from the buffering somehow?
Question: how do the ? markers on the sort and column invocations work/what do they do?