"we have no substantive or high-quality evidence that the drug is unsafe." - (damn all the research showing it is)

--to

"we have no substantive or high-quality evidence that the drug is safe." - (damn all the research suggesting it isn't)

Well, that's as good a green light for an ad campaign as one could ask for. "we don't actually know that it does this." ain't never stopped a motivated pharmaceutical rep before. You have my official endorsement for feeding advil and acetaminophen to all. And protection from dementia is just what America needs. !Win / !Win

Maybe restless leg and depression too! And don't tell me fetuses don't get depressed there in that dark womb. We know damn well they get restless.