Vogon Poetry [1]?

[1] https://hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Vogon_poetry

If code is poetry, WordPress was written by William McGonagall <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_McGonagall>.

They could just go a bit more honest and migrate to "Code is pasta". WP is also closer to a pizza slice than Michelin star fine dining experience.

They never said it was good poetry

Ask an old English teacher whether "poetry" implies anything favorable about quality.